June 2012
padalecriss:
Because I never use Fahrenheit I always get confused and think that the motherfucking Apocalypse is upon us and that America is burning.
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
I doubt I’ll get any.
monchele:
It means I’m very young and it’s hard for you to stand close to me
“My 6-year-old daughter asked me once, ‘Daddy, you used to play in Paul...”
– Ringo Starr (via carefulwiththataxebonka)
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why didn’t my mom push me into being a Disney channel star
“My class went to college in the era when you got a masters degrees in teaching...”
– RIP Nora Ephron
And now I’m crying. She always makes me cry.
(via avcnyc)
<3
(via claireayoublaughingatthings)
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
