padalecriss: Because I never use Fahrenheit I always get confused and think that the motherfucking Apocalypse is upon us and that America is burning.
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
I doubt I’ll get any.
monchele: It means I’m very young and it’s hard for you to stand close to me
My 6-year-old daughter asked me once, ‘Daddy, you used to play in Paul...– Ringo Starr (via carefulwiththataxebonka)
why didn’t my mom push me into being a Disney channel star
My class went to college in the era when you got a masters degrees in teaching...– RIP Nora Ephron And now I’m crying. She always makes me cry. (via avcnyc) <3 (via claireayoublaughingatthings)
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt